[X] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[X] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blond.
TOTAL:3

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[X] You just sang them to make sure.
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL:7

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire and got scared of it and droped it on the grass
[X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling
TOTAL: 9

[X] You have fallen asleep in class.
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.
TOTAL: 12


[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
TOTAL: 15

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[X] You tilt your head when you're confused. (sometimes... okay?! >-< )
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[X] The word "um" is used frequently.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[X] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (only 'cause I'm lazy and my brain powah is dead)
TOTAL: 19

GRAND TOTAL: 19
NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I Am --% Mentally insane.